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meliapond:

blainetabulous:

If you can’t handle me randomly blurting out song lyrics that relate to what you just said, we can’t be friends

why can’t we be friends why can’t we be frieeeendds

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"Date someone who gives you the same feeling of when you see your food coming at a restaurant"
- THE REALEST THING I HAVE EVER READ  (via disorder)

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nedsseveredhead:

I feel so proud when friends tell me their parents like me. Like damn right they do, I am a delight.

(via liljaybird)

ernoji:

do you ever just realize “wow my voice is so ugly”

(Source: maplesuhtori, via automatically)

straightgirl:

you’d think at 32 years old ryan gosling would be ryan goose by now

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